The Dream Collector

To Whom It May Concern:

Welcome to The Department of Nocturnal Reverie Restoration and Oneiric Artifact Curation. You are henceforth responsible for receiving dream package deliveries, repairing their contents if necessary, documenting their essence in concise poetry, and storing them for safekeeping. Please situate yourself by using the provided items in your desk drawer, then pull the chain to begin.

For posterity, we are providing the list of things to which you previously agreed and can expect as The Dream Collector:

Tedious, hands-on repairing and restoration of shattered dreams

Mind-boggling—and occasionally mind-numbing—writing of poetry

Profound revelations, which can be both comedic and frightening at times

Exquisite original music (via your personal Void Inc. provisioned radio)

Occasional bouts of rain

A healthy balance of creepiness and coziness

Solitude

Sincerely,

Corporate

The Void Inc.