FeeBay Simulator

FeeBay Simulator

You have $500, a folding table, and a dangerous amount of confidence. Welcome to the resale grind.

FeeBay Simulator is a cozy card-flipping tycoon game about buying low, selling high, and slowly developing strong opinions about cardboard. Hunt for underpriced gems across a parody of online marketplaces, send your best pulls off to be graded, crack open mystery lots, and build a reselling empire one extremely suspicious listing at a time.

Light and dark mode!

Buy low. Sell high. Read the listings.

Every card in the * Mythic Monsters * universe has a true value and a seller who may or may not know it. Scroll a living marketplace feed where a clueless uncle prices a holo at pocket change, a hype merchant swears his common is "investment grade" and a scammer's "100% authentic" card is anything but. Read between the lines, check the centering, watch the fake risk, and snipe the deals before the Deal Bot crowd does.

Seven marketplaces unlock as your reputation grows from the everyday FeeBay feed to the goblin-run auction floor and the curated, wildly overpriced VaultDealer.

Grade your grails.

Think a card will gem? Ship it to one of three grading houses — fast-and-cheap ZAG, prestigious PZA, or gloriously unpredictable Bucket Grading — each with its own fees, turnaround, and chaos factor. Then crack the slab yourself in a manual reveal, because the moment a 10 hits should be earned, not skipped. (Splurge on the Mass-Reveal upgrade and crack a whole stack at once, with extra fanfare for every gem.)

Collect all 1258* cards.

Every creature is printed in three finishes - plain, reverse holo, and full holo - plus pricey 1st Edition runs. Track every set in the Collection Codex, lock your favorites away in an animated Showcase, and chase the cards that look as good as they're worth.

Run your own storefront.

Flip back the other way: list your cards at your own prices and watch buyers nibble. Some pay instantly, some make you wait, and some bail entirely. Funds pool in your storefront wallet until you withdraw them - minus FeeBay's completely reasonable 14% cut. (You'll want the Verified Seller upgrades.)

Hopefully everyone pays....

Ride the market.

Prices breathe. Trend events send dragon cards soaring and crash reprinted sets overnight, conventions pump entire archetypes, and a "First Edition Frenzy" can turn a dusty binder into rent money. Time your buys, hold through the dips, and try not to panic-sell.

Key Features

- A living parody marketplace - funny, sad, scammy, and serious sellers, every listing different

- 1258 collectible cards across themed sets, in normal / reverse holo / holo and 1st Edition finishes

- Three grading companies with manual slab-cracking reveals and gem-pull confetti

- Mystery lots, binders, and abandoned storage units to crack open

- A goblin-run auction house with bidding and auto-snipe

- Build and price your own storefront with probabilistic buyers and a withdrawal wallet

- A live market of trends, events, and conventions that move real prices

- Business levels, dozens of upgrades, hired help, and achievements to chase

- Card centering, condition grades, and fakes — quality actually matters

- A custom-built, fully themed desktop experience

Buy the dip. Crack the slab. Read the description. Probably do not trust @definitely_real_cards.